All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)

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All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video. LYRICS: Pirate: They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hackers stole my identity. Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw). I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts. So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts. Dream Girl: Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad. So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s. Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked ’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact FREE that spells free credit report.com baby Saw their ads on my tv thought about goin’ but was too lazy Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at FREE that spells free, credit report.com baby! Bike: Check it out Gas prices Blowing up sky high Ditch my used sub-compack For a 2 wheel drive Now I’m rolling eco friendly But I still look bad When the bike store saw my credit They said this is all they had I’m singin’ F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the EDIT Re to port to the dot to the com Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along its easy

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25 Responses to “All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)”

Comment from ftjax
Time February 3, 2010 at 5:55 am

I hate these silly commercials & I wish they were off the air !

Comment from kkrockos
Time February 3, 2010 at 6:15 am

i like the pirates and the new car…….lol p.e.e.e thats spells pee come on everyone and sing with me!!……………….well u dont no if i have a home so come on and lemme show u my old dogs bone!! lol hahaha

Comment from Bignate00000
Time February 3, 2010 at 7:02 am

I want to know if they are actually a band. Because they are pretty good.

Comment from FireitupBedford
Time February 3, 2010 at 7:40 am

His voice is dubbed here in the US…

Comment from MultiRump
Time February 3, 2010 at 8:00 am

mad tv made one of these commercials. It was a little longer than these, and it was a little different too.

Comment from jesusrules8
Time February 3, 2010 at 8:43 am

i luv the car one. but the old lady rocks!!!!!!!!

Comment from iluvzacefron1024
Time February 3, 2010 at 9:22 am

my fave is new car lol

Comment from KimMessengerOfRap
Time February 3, 2010 at 9:45 am

Mine too!

Comment from chocolatecandyrox
Time February 3, 2010 at 10:05 am

he said grab ur bikes da policeman is ridin a scooter! LOL

Comment from beeprobins
Time February 3, 2010 at 10:05 am

The Pirate one is my favorite song by far!!

Comment from 420marioman
Time February 3, 2010 at 10:25 am

My favoite is pirates

Comment from monaypenay
Time February 3, 2010 at 11:10 am

the car and bike are my favorites ;D

Comment from nmorris47
Time February 3, 2010 at 11:25 am

for the bike 1 does anybody kno wheree i can get just the beat for that song

Comment from towringer
Time February 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm

I love that bike commercial. The old lady must be one of their grandmothers.

Comment from brynandamyshow
Time February 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm

my fav one is the new car one. i love this commercial

Comment from slipknotcrazy100
Time February 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm

the head movement at the end of the new car one was priceless he looked so retarded lol they re commercials rock!!!! LOL

Comment from SoftballForev
Time February 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

they make the best vids ever lol my mom hollers at me for singing they’re songs.

Comment from jordanfisher101
Time February 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm

i hate the guy in the newest vids

Comment from metfan213
Time February 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Fix your your own credit, CreditEZ net

Comment from richradtylr
Time February 3, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Scam

Comment from ivyoliviabrown
Time February 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm

O_O i wanna be in one of their commercials looks like fun XD

Comment from bibl1201
Time February 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm

*GASP* O NO my favorite one isn’t on here!

Comment from kaydiexxo
Time February 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm

i love the dudes head at the head of the car one! hes like bobbing, hahaha :D

I JUST LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS.

Comment from imasouldancer
Time February 3, 2010 at 5:17 pm

new car!!!

Comment from tinkbabBlue13
Time February 3, 2010 at 5:44 pm

haha i love this oneeee.!
omg there is a new one he is singing on a rollercoaster but he doesnt spell like the other ones.

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